Ronnie Dunston said he always thought his wife was overreacting whenever she expressed pain while breastfeeding their child. He felt since their daughter has no teeth, it can’t be that painful. However, he had an experience that has changed his view forever and he shared this experience on Facebook.
So every time my daughter latches on to my wife’s nipple she makes this “Ah sh!t, this hurts,” face. I’m looking like seriously you’re not use to it by now, she doesn’t even have teeth, suck it up chump lol. BOY DID I have NO CLUE. So yesterday my daughter was losing her damn mind looking for the boobie milk, you know like a crack fiend.
My wife was at the gym, so I carried her downstairs to make a bottle. While we’re waiting for the bottle to warm up, I’m shirtless and Nubia is laying on my shoulder she starts moving her head all crazy then just starts to suck on my clavicle. I laugh and go you’re not going to get anything from there buddy. Son!!!! Her suction turned into some blood sucking Dracula type sh!t.
I’m like WTF I’m trying to pull her off me like… fck, fck get off me! I wanted to toss her off me like she was a demon child lol. Listen man she had some newborn vampire, type strength. I quickly make her the bottle like here little focker HERE! I go in the bathroom and look at my neck and this was the result. WTF? Listen I WILL NEVER TALK SH!T to my wife ever again, these babies are DANGEROUS. Guys I want you to NEVER EVER, EVER…EVER, EVER underestimate the power of a mother. From birthing a child to breastfeeding YOU SIR are NOT built for this type pain. #PleaseSitYoAssDown #GirlDad #TheChroniclesofNubia